During Sharing time.....
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what they know about Nauvoo?
Porter: Yea. It's the town that Joseph Smith was the mayor of.
Little boy in the class: Don't you call Joseph Smith a HORSE!!
Teacher and Porter and rest of class: HUH??
Little boy: A mare (mayor) is a horse! Joseph Smith was a prophet, not a horse!
During primary class.....
Teacher: Have any of you started saving for a mission yet?
Porter: Yes, I've already started! I even have a disc in the bank.
Teacher: (confused) A disc? Oh, you mean a CD in the bank?
Porter: Yea. I have a compact disc in the bank.
In the car after I picked him up from a field trip to see the Nutcracker Ballet.....
Mom: Hi Porter, How was the ballet?
Porter: (pausing, thinking) Fine.
Mom: Oh? Did they do a good job?
Porter: Yea. I guess. But Mom?
Porter: (cautious with his choice of words) I think the guys should really wear pants under their ballet tights so their private parts don't show so much.....IT WAS DISGUSTING!!!!!